10 things guys don't want to hear.

10. “I’m celibate”
9. “Not tonight”
8. “No!”
7. “Does my bum look big in this?”
6. “Have you done this before? Cos I havn’t”
5. “Is that a pube or your penis?”
4. “Put this on first”
3. “I love you” (On the first date)
2. “I’m pregnant”

1. “Is it in yet?”